Thank you, everyone.
Little by little, I approached Dirk.
“Congratulations, Rosarin-chan.”
“Congratulations, Rosarin.”
““Congratulations, Oneechan!””
My family smiled and celebrated with me.
“Congratulations, Rosarin-chan!”
My new family... even my father-in-law and mother-in-law were celebrating me. Yes, this was the kind of wedding I wanted. I didn’t need luxurious food or a fancy dress. I just wanted to be congratulated by the people closest to me.
But I knew it was selfish, so I never said it aloud. The one who granted that wish… was him.
“Go on, Rosarin.”
“Yes!”
I tackled Dirk with full force. At this point, it wasn’t a hug anymore—it was a tackle.
“Running in high heels is dangerous, you know?”
But my husband easily caught me, unfazed by my tackle. I love him so much!
“It’s fine! I’m used to it! Ahh, fluffy...”
Dirk carried me in a princess carry like it was nothing. I took the chance to fluff his ears. They were soft and felt so good.
“That tickles.”
His ears trembled and tried to get away. Fuhaha, I won’t let you escape.
“Ehehe~ I love you, Dirk!”
“... Yeah. Saying I like you isn’t enough. I love you, Rosarin.”
“Pii!?”
Please don’t whisper in your hot guy voice right next to my ear. And to top it off, Dirk carried me all the way to the altar while still holding me like a princess. The moment we reached the altar, we were enveloped in light.
Then, a divine Kurarin descended from the sky.
(………………)
Everyone was stunned. Unfortunately, I, the one with the most Kurarin resistance, was the first to recover. And honestly, somewhere in my head, I’d expected something like this to happen. Like, of course one of the gods would show up. I knew it.
“Rosarin, congratulations. Kurarin and everyone else have reflected on their actions. And, Kurarin won the rights in rock-paper-scissors. So, including Kurarin, everyone offers you an apology. We’ll grant you one wish.”
This lack of a “don’t crash the wedding” option is exactly why people say the gods are a nuisance. And also, why did you suddenly switch to Shenron voice with that “we shall grant thee one wish~”? Kurarin, do you know about those dragon ball things? Were you actually from the modern world!?
I had mentally prepared myself for the wish, so while still in Dirk’s arms, I said it.
“Give Rinka’s Tsu-san divine powers too.”
“HUH!???”
Oh Rinka, this is payback. Still, though it was purely meant as mischief, this action of mine would go on to change… no, reshape the fate of the entire world. But right now, I had no way of knowing that. It was just a prank.
“Very well.”
Kurarin’s eyes lit up with a brilliant flash. Rinka’s Tsu-san (currently in bracelet mode) shone with a divine light, though it’s still questionable whether it’s really a staff.
“Tsu-san!? Tsu-saaaan!?”
“Your wish has been granted. Farewell.”
Kurarin split into seven pieces and scattered.
“Kuraaaariiiiin!???”
“Kurariiin!? Tsu-sa—aaahh, what do I even do!??”
The development was so unexpected, all she could do was scream. Who was it that said they saw this coming!? This is way too unexpected, okayyyyy!?
“A radar!? Should I make a dragon-style radar!? No—Kurarin radar!? Ernst! Is there an Ernst among the guests!???”
I leapt from Dirk’s arms and went searching for Ernst. He looked just as confused and flustered.
“Rosarin, calm down.”
“O’Awaited One, please compose yourself.”
That instantly snapped me back to my senses.
Right in front of me was a man radiating pure male pheromones with a burly, muscular build and a full beard... wearing a magical girl outfit styled like a bunny suit.
I struck him on reflex. My proud right straight.
“Who the heck are you?”
“... Rosarin, maybe try asking before punching someone?”
“Sorry, it was reflex...”
I mean, come on! When you see a shady guy this bizarre and sketchy-looking, a right straight is the natural response... Dirk is so kind.
“I am Rinka-sama’s Tsu-san.”
“......... Hah!”
“Rosarin!?”
Oh no! I’ve done it again without thinking! I’ve unleashed a terrifyingly powerful biological weapon upon the world!!
Just as I collapsed in despair, a palm-sized Kurarin appeared.
“Surprise success~”
Surprise… surprise (English: Surprise) means a sudden, unexpected event.
In Japan, it’s often used to mean a plan or action meant to delight someone by catching them off guard. However, it can also refer to actions done with malicious intent to embarrass someone. Yep, that’s accurate.
“... Yeah. That was definitely a surprise.”
Kurarin is still Kurarin, and probably didn’t mean any harm. I was really freaked out, though—it was just a prank.
“Just, don’t ever prank me again by making it look like you are going to die, okay?”
“Ku-Kurarin promises never to do that again!”
Despite trembling at my smiling face laced with killing intent, Kurarin gave her word. As for the overpowered biological weapon I accidentally created—I’d like to pretend it never happened.
How did it come to this!??
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