Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen

Chapter 645

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Clan Fluffy Supremacy
Everyone from the Clan Fluffy Supremacy group also smiled as they celebrated with me.

“Rosarin-chan, congratulations! Wow, that tiny little Rosarin-chan has grown up so much...”

Kanata-san spoke through tears. Um, there's a battle going on behind him between his wife and kids to claim the spot next to him, you know? And also, you're totally acting like some uncle at a family gathering?

“Kanata-san, you're sounding like an old man.”

“Guh!?”

Kanata-san took direct damage from Yuki’s blunt words.

“No, but seriously, Kanata-san turned out to be more of an old man than I thought. I totally assumed we were the same age. That’s one of the funny things about being online, though.”

“Ugh... Wait a sec! It’s just that the timeline was off for me and Rin-chan! I came here after Rin-chan died! We were the same age back then!”

“Right, right. For the record, I thought Makoto and Yuki were younger than me.”

I think back when we were playing that online game together, Yuki and Makoto were probably high schoolers?

“Seriously?”

“Totally.”

After checking birthdays, it turns out Kanata-san and I are about the same age and were both working adults. Yuki and Makoto were in high school during the time we were gaming together.

“I had an accident in college... probably died? Next thing I knew, I was here. I was about to die being mistaken for a suspicious person when Woolin came to help me.”

Makoto’s wife is Princess Woolin, a busty sheep beastkin. I almost reached out to grab those bountiful boobs, but Makoto smacked me. Pure and busty... for Makoto, that's some nerve.

“As for me... one second I got hit by a train, and the next I was on Yuro’s back. We both freaked out.”

“Good memories, right?”

“... Yeah.”

By the way, Kanata-san is by far the oldest one now. I’m not even sure how I should be counted? Physically, I’m definitely the youngest.

Kanata-san came to this world even earlier than I did. That makes the age gap even bigger. He was actually the very first member of the Clan Fluffy Supremacy to arrive in this world.

“Hey... is Clan Fluffy Supremacy cursed or something?”

All of us died for some reason or another. I’m the only one who managed to live out a full lifespan, but if not for their accidents, the others would’ve lived a lot longer too.

“But I got the ideal wife out of it, so it’s way better than aimlessly farming back in the old world. My university knowledge even came in handy here.”

Makoto really does look happy. A pure and busty sheep beastkin for a wife... I’m jealous of the fluff.

“... I have no regrets either.”

“A life without Yuki would be boring as hell!”

Yuki throws a fist at Yuro, who’s running around her in circles, yelling annoyingly, but there’s a bright smile on her face.

“Yuro, shut up. But I agree. With you around, life is never dull.”

Kanata-san was sulking after being called an old man, but now he stood up.

“With a cute wife and kids around me, I’m living the dream! I’m a winner in life!”

Kanata-san began shouting about how he’s a winner because he’s living the good life. I mean, yeah, those little fluffy kids are seriously enviable. Just a little, come on, let me pet them... No? Really? Fine. It’s okay. Once you’re a high-level fluff lover, just watching is enough to charge your fluff-love energy. I’ll get Dirk to charge me up later. I’m not jealous or anything... but I am! So jealous of that fluff!!

While I was seething with envy at Kanata-san, Makoto spoke to me.

“So, should I call you Rosarin-chan or just Rin? Either way, congrats again. You look amazing. For your honeymoon, come visit our country.”

“Hm~? I wonder.”

“We’ll roll out the fluffy red carpet.”

“I’M COMING! I’ll bring rice seedlings and ramen recipes with me!!”

“Seeeriously? I’ll set up the fluffy reception, so let’s plan the dates later.”

“I’m absolutely coming! Prepare the fluff! By the way, what exactly does a fluffy reception entail!?”

Makoto grinned smugly.

"I will borrow my subordinate's little fluffy ones, so we can play together. The sheep beastfolk are gentle, fluffy, and super cute~"

"Uwaaaah, I really wanna go! I'll bring chocolate, so could you entertain me too?"

"Chocolate, huh... what should I do~?"

"Makoto-sama, what is this 'chocolate'?"

"... It's a sweet that you would probably love, Woolin. Oh well, fine, Kanata-san, I'll invite you too."

"Alright!!"

However, behind Kanata-san, the immature Shushu, who had just won the battle of possession, interrupted.

"Kanata... you're leaving me behind? What about the kids?"

Defeated by the silent pleas from the little fluff and Shushu, Kanata-san caved.

"... My adorable wife and kids are the best in the world. I was wrong!"

Kanata-san's not even in the wrong, but now it feels like he cheated. As for my darling... seems like he's fine with it. Thank you! I love you more than anything!

"I-I..."

"Kyuuun..."

"..."

"Kuuun"

"... Kuh"

I'm not sure what just happened, but Yukihime probably lost to Yuro’s teary-eyed stare, which rivals the emotional chihuahua from that one commercial.

"... So you’re all Rin’s friends, huh?"

Not sure if he was reading the room or what, but my father, who had been silent until now, finally spoke.

"I'm Kanata Void."

"I'm Yukihime Sahara."

"I'm Makoto Nogami Euphoria."

Everyone hurried to introduce themselves to my father. He nodded.

"I'm surprised she has friends from beyond the realm... but please continue to get along with my daughter. She's a bit tomboyish, but she's a good girl."

"Tousama..."

I was touched by his kindness, when I overheard some whispering.

"... A bit?"

"She’s clearly way outside the bounds of ‘a bit.’"

"Is Rosarin even in the 'tomboyish' category to begin with?"

"How rude! I'm just a *slightly* tomboyish girl! Right, Tousama?"

"That's right."

Father nodded. I love you, Tousama! Please say more!

"As expected of Rosarin-chan’s father... I feel like I’m losing in terms of 'dad power.'"

What’s that? Is it like combat power??

"Indeed."

"Completely losing. In looks, brains, strength, money, status, generosity, class, elegance, diligence... and above all... not fast enough!!"

"Hold it, Makoto! There were some items there that clearly don’t apply! Also, you threw in a meme, didn’t you?! Don’t just say random rude stuff!"

"See? Your generosity is small."

"Guh!?"

When it comes to verbal sparring, Kanata-san probably can't win against Makoto. But when it comes to witty comebacks, he definitely has the upper hand.

"... I’ve heard about you from my daughter, Sir Kanata. I do not think your generosity is lacking. You support your wife, rebuilt your domain, and treat my young daughter as an equal partner in managing it. And as for your statement—'As long as I’m popular with my wife and kids, that’s enough,' was it? I feel the same."

Father gave a slight smile. Father, you're so cool!

“””Otousamaaaaa!!”””

"... Hm?... Mhm."

He tilted his head, then nodded. My father may be a bit of an airhead, but he's the best dad ever!

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