Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen

Chapter 396

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Speaking of Wolfanea (2)
After a short break, I walked around with Evi-san again. Oh? There is a stall where a lot of boys are gathering.

“The specialty of Wolfanea, Saintess-sama’s figurine! Ours can change weapons and armor!”

“What about it! Our Saintess-sama figurine can transform!”

(Wooow, amaziiing.)

The boys who seemed to be tourists… looking closely, their father’s eyes were also sparkling.

“Do you want to take a look too, Evi-san?”

Evi-san likes mechanical things, and he was clearly fidgety.

“Is that okay?”

“Of course!”

That being the case, we look around at various things, but…

“It’s not very good.”

“You think so? I thought this one was great.”

Well, all’s good as long as Evi-san is having fun, but…

“What are you saying, Jouchan. Are you criticizing our figurines?”

“No, sorry. They are great figurines, but I have one much better, so…”

A large man stared at me. I thought I had apologized for the comment, which could have been considered obstruction of business, but it seems that I had conversely ignited the old man's fire.

“Show it to me, then! Let’s see that awesome figurine of yours.”

“Haah… here you go.”

I honestly took out a Valkyrie figurine from my pouch.

“Ahh? Ain’t that a normal figurine?”

“No, you use it like this. Valkyrie, rocket punch!”

(Rosariiin!)

When I poured magic power into the fist-sized controller, Valkyrie's hands flew back off. By the way, the controller is similar to the old-fashioned SNES controller.

(Uooooohh!?)

The helll is thiiis!!

Incredible!!

The old men and the children were in uproar. What should I do, I was just getting started

“I, it’s just so-so!”

“Yeah? Transform! Airship mode!”

(Uooooohhh!)

Wow! So amazing!! This is so cool!!

I could see the beams coming out of the eyes of the old men and children. It's so sparkly it's scary. Evi-san’s were cute and sparkly as usual, but...

“Wow, this is incredible!”

A whole-faced smile obtained!”

“There’s even more! Valkyrie, Dragon mode!”

Evi-san’s exitement dropped at a glance. "You don't like dragons?” When I asked him later, it revealed to me that Evi-san had been beaten up by the Valkyrie Dragon and then had been subjected to the humiliating butt spanking.

What have you done, Rosarin-chan!! I'm jealous of you seeing Evi-san’s naked butt! When I complained, I was told that it was because he was in a dragon form himself.

What is this situation, really?

Contrary to Evi-san, whose excitement had dropped, the excitement of the people around him was at maximum.

So I showed him how to use the controller, and Evi-san got excited all over again.

By the way, the directional pad is for movement, ↑ for jump, ↓ then ↑ for big jump, ↓ for crouch. Y is for punch, X for heavy punch, B is kick, and A is heavy kick. In addition, a series of combos can be performed with the commands.

“You can even have a match!”

After teaching Evi-san how to operate the machine, I pulled out a black Valkyrie "Rosie-kun Prototype".

From then on, the battle was a thrilling one, and the audience watched in unison. I ended up winning because of my superior skill level and my love for gaming.

“Victor, Rosie-kun Prototype!!”

(Uoooohhh!!)

(Nuaaaah!!)

(Tomuraaaa!!)

At the end, I heard some weird name from a certain dragon quest. And when I came to my senses, I found myself surrounded by men in all their glory, and I was terrified. Evi-san noticed how scared I was and casually leaned in closer to me. Evi-san is really handsome!

“Jouchan… it’s my loss.”

The stall owner was white as a sheet.

“I've never seen such a wonderful figurine! Whose work is this?”

“Rosarin-chan and I collaborated with the Christia Academy of Magic Arts. I only came up with the idea for the command input and such, but the hardware was created by Rosarin-chan and the researchers at the Academy.”

“I see…”

Incidentally, I heard that almost all the merchants who were reluctant to enter into a technical cooperation with Wolfanea were motivated to do so because of this incident. Valkyrie figurines are awesome!

And since we were surrounded by people, and it didn't look like we would be able to get out, I had to ask Evi-san to get us away again. We returned under the tree on the hill again.

I was so touched when Evi-san casually hugged me. Thank you for the reward!! And Evi-san smells so good, too… I'm too happy.

“Evi-san, you seemed to have liked it, so I will give you one. Which one would you like? I wanna a rematch next time.”

“Are you sure!?”

“Of course.”

“... Are you sure!? Are you really, really sure!?”

“I’m sure you will take better care of it than me, so if you’d like, I will give you both.”

“... I will take this one. White suits you more.”

The "Rosie-kun Prototype" was held by Evi-san as if it was very important to him. He looked very happy.

I also gave him a small magic bag for his own spare storage, since his baggage might get in the way. Evi-san’s eyes were shinning like a child’s… how passionate.

We had a good time playing again and practicing commands. Evi-san has a good muscle memory, and he was proud that he was able to compete with me on equal terms. Evi-san is so cute! I fell in love with him… no, I fell in love with him all over again!

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