Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen

Chapter 620

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And finally, the main event of Clan Mofumofu's grand performance.
My brother was the announcer. His voice echoed through the cathedral.

"And now, as the final performance, we present an act by my sister's dear friends. Please enjoy."

Once again, with Darkness-sama’s magic, the cathedral dimmed, and a white screen was unfurled on the wall. A projection magic tool began displaying something.

It was a familiar mansion. A cute girl with soft, wavy hair was laughing there. A bespectacled boy watched over her. A handsome man with sharp eyes and a delicate beauty gently smiled.

The view floated up and descended with the wind upon a familiar castle. A radiant boy and a seemingly cunning boy appeared. Then, a sexy black panther transformed into a charming knight. Other knights also emerged, defeating monsters.

The perspective shifted through the castle to the courtyard, where a lion-like beast, a Quetzalcoatl, a dragon, a Bahamut, a mole, fairies, and even Gora-chan were gathered.

A fierce-looking wolf beastman stood in the wasteland…

And the finale was Kurarin blowing a kiss.

All of this played alongside a song.

I should have let only Makoto perform. Rinka and Yuuki… The people of the Corrupt World had managed to recreate Japan's proudest technology in this world.

Animation.

Yes. They had prepared an anime for this wedding! And the quality was incredibly high! There was even an original theme song! That had to be Kanata’s doing!

For reference, here are the lyrics:

"I've fought against fate for so long.
When I was about to give up, I met you.

Together, we can do anything.
With everyone, we can turn despair into hope.

So, everyone! One, two, three!!

[Muscle! Muscle!] [Rosariiin!]

(*At this part, multiple voices join in.*)

[Muscle! Muscle! Muscle!] [Rosariiin!!]

(*This part is probably from the Meat-Rosa believers.*)

[We'll carve open the future!] [Rosariiin!!]

(*Definitely multiple voices.*)

[Invincible and wonderful!] [Rosariiin!!]

(*Of course, multiple voices.*)

[The strongest in the world!] [Rosaaaariiin!!]

(*A chorus of voices that sounded completely satisfied.*)

I don’t even know where to start with this, but for the love of all things holy, can you not insert a Meat-Rosa chant into the song at an international wedding with kings and dignitaries present?! Just make it normal! We do NOT need a call-and-response Meat-Rosa cheer!!!

"Ojousama, please don’t move so suddenly while I’m doing your hair and makeup. I’ve practiced so hard for today!"

"Huh? Whoa… This is an incredibly intricate braid!"

"I designed it after looking at the dress with Jash-san! I fought for the right to do your hair and makeup because I knew this would be my last chance to prepare you. I’ll make sure it’s perfect, so just sit back and watch the anime Rinka-chan made."

"Okay… huh?"

Of course, there's no such thing as "anime" in this world, nor anything remotely similar. There aren’t even movies.

So why does Rabisha Walse know what "anime" is?

As I silently watched the screen, lost in thought, a familiar voice rang out.

"Everyone, please enjoy this anime from another world! By the way, the script was written by the treasure of Christia, the beloved author Teacher Usamegane!"

"Rinka-chaaaaaan!?"

"Goraaaaagh! Rabisha-chaaaaaan!!"

I never expected this collaboration! She actually wrote the script! When I confronted Rabisha-chan, she confessed.

"Ugh… When given the choice between 'The Ice Prince and the White Rabbit' or a story about you, Ojousama, of course, I chose you! Your story is so interesting! And since this is a wedding gift, your story seemed more appropriate!"

I mean… yeah, a BL anime at a wedding would be a hard no. If those were the only two choices, I guess it makes sense.

"… There were other options, though. Like showcasing wedding traditions from different worlds, or telling Dirk’s life story."

"………… Ojousama’s story is definitely the most interesting. Pochi was extremely motivated, so the backgrounds are incredibly detailed. We were meticulous in making you look just right, Ojousama, so we went through endless retakes. In the end, Pochi personally drew every single part. Even I find the final result satisfying. After all, our Ojousama is the best in the world! Strong, wise, beautiful, refined… and above all, the cutest!!"

"O-oh…"

I couldn’t keep up with Rabisha-chan’s enthusiasm.

By the way, many other artists besides Pochi were involved in the animation. Some of them made me wonder why they even agreed to participate.

Apparently, Pochi pulled multiple all-nighters toward the end.

And this anime also used the latest technology from the Magic Institute. What a waste of cutting-edge advancements. As I blankly watched my much cuter animated self, I couldn’t help but think that.

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