Chapter 544

Report, contact, consultation is important, right?
The guest list was finally complete. The venue was set. It’s turning into a much larger wedding than I ever anticipated.

“Dirk, I finished the guest list.”

“Thank you… Wait… why is it a scroll!?”

“… It’s long. Just check it over, please.”

Truthfully, it’s a little prank on my part. I imagined Dirk’s surprised reaction—‘It’s so long!’ or ‘Why a scroll?!’—as I wrote it out.

“… Alright.”

Dirk began reading quietly, but his expression slowly turned pale.

“… Um, why are there so many royal families from unrelated countries on here?”

I silently handed him the “Please Invite Us” letters I’d received.

“What are these…?”

Dirk read through them, and I explained that it was all because of a friend’s involvement.

“As punishment, I’m planning to make him perform with Rinka, Yukihime, and Kanata during the wedding. But, considering there will be royals from other countries, should we prepare some additional entertainment?”

“… Yes, that’s a good idea… But Rosarin, are you sure about this? This wedding is becoming the exact opposite of the intimate event you wanted.”

Dirk remembered how I had originally imagined the wedding. Indeed, it’s becoming something completely different.

“You’re right, but… I feel happy to have so many important people who want to celebrate with us.”

“… Yeah, that’s true.”

Dirk gave a gentle smile.

“By the way, just to change the topic a bit, I agree with the idea of having entertainment, but… I’m seriously worried about what kind of performance Rinka and Yukihime would do.”

“… If Kanata’s with them, then maybe… probably… hopefully, it’ll be okay!”

“… Is that really okay? And, won’t this many people be too much for Christia Cathedral?”

“Right, so we’ll be using Saintya Cathedral. Also, the officiants will be the Four Popes.”

Dirk banged his head on the desk. I understand the feeling.

“… I don’t even know where to begin with this. Fine, I understand the need for a large venue, but why four officiants?”

“They persuaded me, saying that if we don’t use all four, it might spark a ‘War of Divine Proxy.’”

“Why are holy officials ready to start a conflict over this?!”

“I wondered the same, but with the Pope of War—who’s completely muscle-brained—it seems compromise went out the window.”

“My head hurts…”

“Same here.”

Though venting to Dirk did help me feel a bit better.

“So, is this good for the guest list? If so, I’ll start on the invitations.”

“Yes, I’ll help too.”

“If only I had a computer and printer… I could type them up and print them all at once… wait, why not make one?”

Why else would I have the power of divine inspiration! I’m sure I can make it work!

“And done!”

Building from scratch would’ve been difficult, so I modified a Japanese computer and printer to run on magic instead of electricity. If Ernst finds out, he’d probably take it apart. Or ask me to explain how it works, which I couldn’t, so better keep it secret.

With those thoughts, I booted up the computer. I also decided to use a New Year’s card software for the invitations. Ah! Come to think of it, I could play games too! Should’ve brought some!

“Muahaha!”

Thanks to all the typing I did back in high school, I’m quite skilled at it!

I’ve also done computer work as an adult, albeit from home since my health wasn’t great. So I’m pretty confident in my typing speed!

“...…”

“Muahaha!”

And as the printer whirred, a mountain of invitations piled up in no time.

“This is amazing!”

Dirk looked at the stack of invitations and the computer-printer setup with a curious tilt of his head. So adorable.

As for delivery, we rely on spirits, magic beasts, and Geraldin-san for remote areas. For nearby locations, we either hand them out personally or entrusted them to merchants.

With his incredible range and a transfer device, Geraldin-san could reach even the most remote royals. He was thrilled to take on the task.

Modern conveniences from Japan. Little did I know they’d set off such a chain of events.

I should have exercised more caution instead of relying so freely on these “convenient” tools. I lack foresight.

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