Video: "Don’t Let the Magic Court’s Paperwork Pile Up."
A certain royal’s Point of View
The perspective shifts to a certain member of royalty.
Despite several completely unexpected events, the wedding proceeded as usual with the guests' greetings beginning. Having already finished my own greeting, I found myself unbearably bored. Just as a series of dull speeches concluded, that lady from reappeared. She whispered something to the young man acting as the host.
"Uhh, before the bride and groom enter, we will be showing 'Wolfanea Squadron Rosarinjas! Desperate Crisis Without Paperwork!'"
What the heck is that? Even if we couldn't keep up with the situation, an image was projected onto the screen just like earlier. Now that I think about it, I remember seeing a glimpse of this in the next-episode preview. So this is it?
However, this time the footage wasn’t animated. Apparently, real people were performing a play.
It seems the "Wolfanea Squadron Rosarinjas" are heroes who defeat villains. Honestly, I have a feeling that the actual hero is taking part in this, but I'd prefer to think it's just my imagination. Yet, the more I look at that Wolfanea Mask, the more it looks exactly like Hero Geraldin-dono.
"Did you write today's report?"
"It's a hassle, so maybe I’ll just do it all later."
Ah, the classic paperwork excuse. You always forget if you put it off. I found myself absentmindedly watching while thinking that. Then, the Rosarinjas went off to fight villains again. Their variety of techniques made it fun to watch. I thought it would be a simple good-vs-evil story for kids, but surprisingly, the plot had depth. It had laughs, tears, and it really drew me in.
And then, just when you forget, it comes for you.
Yes — "Submission Deadline" and "Audit." Only the plain, unnoticed Wolfanea Shadow had been diligent and avoided this crisis. He really is so dull and inconspicuous.
For some reason, the personified "Submission Deadline" wielded a strange white weapon resembling a folding fan and started demanding submissions from the Rosarinjas. Meanwhile, the "Audit," appearing as a young boy, surrounded the Rosarinjas with those vegetable monsters we saw earlier. Wolfanea Mask tried to escape, but "Submission Deadline" gave him a satisfying *whack* with the white weapon, producing a sharp *SPAAAN!* sound. Then, "Audit," with its balsam flower and pea monsters, targeted his rear specifically. Wait, even a hero can’t win against them!?
Under the terrifying gaze of "Submission Deadline" and "Audit," the Rosarinjas desperately scrambled to finish their paperwork. Wolfanea Mask remained collapsed, unmoving. Wh-what's going to happen!? My heart was pounding wildly.
"I-it's done!"
Oh! One of the Rosarinjas managed to submit their paperwork! However, "Audit" stepped in.
"The grammar is wrong. There are way too many spelling mistakes. The calculations here and here are off! Did you even calculate this part or just skip it entirely? And this handwriting is atrocious! I'll overlook the handwriting just this once, but—DO IT OVER!!"
"KYAAAA!!"
The Rosarinja who submitted the paperwork not only had it returned but also got a huge X mark slapped on their helmet.
"If you make the same mistakes next time, you’ll be treated to the 'Gora-chan Rampage.'"
"Wooooo!"
A perverted young man, wearing nothing but leaves covering his crotch, began an intense hip-thrusting dance. GYAAAAAA!? UAAAH, he's too close, too close! The screen is filled with leaves—in other words, with his crotch! Isn’t this technically punishment for us too!?
"N-nooo!? I'll be careful! I swear I'll write neatly!!"
All the Rosarinjas froze. Sure enough, that man left quite an impression... but seriously, what's going on behind him!?
"I don't want to see your dirty butt, nya!"
The lone female member, Wolfanea Girl, landed a perfect kick.
"Even if Gora-chan dies, the nudist spirit will live on... If you slack off on paperwork, the second and third will—”Should I get a grater?"
"Grater"? That's terrifying. She’s a scary girl. Wait, you’re saying she’s literally going to grate him with that grater!?
"Kyaaaahhhh!?"
The pervert turned into a cute radish and fled. Honestly, considering the size, I feel like that form would be even easier to grate, but I guess he's panicking.
Thanks to the lone female Rosarinja, they were saved from the pervert. However, the paperwork ordeal was still not over. Side note—the explanation about what constitutes a bad document was surprisingly detailed and easy to understand. But maybe because the Rosarinjas are portrayed as little kids, they really just look like children panicking on the last day of their vacation to finish homework they procrastinated on.
I usually do paperwork properly, but... after watching this, I seriously resolved to never let paperwork pile up. I don’t want to stoop to the level of children. I swear on my pride as an adult!
The second video was about a magic court engineer creating something Rosarin-like that went berserk. Because they failed to file the necessary paperwork properly, they were sued for damages. One by one, everyone involved fell into debt and became miserable. Just by failing to submit a single document, the engineers’ lives crumbled.
The story was too realistic, and everyone ended up with stone-cold expressions.
Honestly, I’d love to show this to our engineers and the knights who don’t submit their documents properly. I wonder if I could borrow it or get a copy somehow. Judging from the looks of the other royals, they were thinking the exact same thing. I could clearly hear them muttering, "I want to show this to the idiots back home," and, "Could I borrow it—no, I’ll pay for it if I have to."
I felt like my mind was suddenly yanked back to reality. For now, I’ll try to negotiate after this wedding is over.
What do you think about this chapter?
