All gods are basically bothersome.
Shiva went to Rosarin-chan’s, so I will be going to sleep… as soon as I thought this, Shiva returned. Why.
(Kanata, Kanata! I finally met the girl! She thanked me! Thank you, I’m happy, she said! Ufufufufu~ I’m so happyyy.)
“That right? I’m happy for you. Leave. I want to sleep.”
(That’s not fair, Shiva! You are getting along with Beneficiary with a beautiful soul agaiiin! Me too, I also want a cute Beneficiary!)
Another noisy one appeared. It’s Goddess Mystia, the God of Magic. I wonder why they have to make fuss in my dreams? Mystia caught Shiva by the collar and shook with him. She’s hysterical, so her outward beautiful appearances show signs of fakeness. She has perfect proportions and an overly beautiful face. However, it all gets spoiled when she snaps like this.
And Mystia loses her temper all the time. As I was contemplating whether I should just ignore them and sleep, something even more annoying came along.
(I don’t get it. How come it’s always Shiva who gets chosen…)
Ingens, the God of Knowledge. He seems intelligent on the outside, but there many occasions I thought he was simply an idiot.
“Are you guys really going to gather in my dream? Leave!”
(… Sorry, Kanata.)
Slength, you too? You are fine, since you are a quiet one and you take care of the noisy Gods when they get way out of control.
The God of Martial Arts, Slength. He’s a taciturn, big fella. He looks scary, but he’s actually a very honest and kindhearted guy.
“Ah~ take them away as soon as possible.”
(… I’d like to ask you something.)
(Kanata, if you could receive a Revelation from the four of us, who would you choose?)
“… Shiva, probably.”
I answered immediately. I mean, I’m not sure if I could fight even if I received a combat Revelation. Well, I’m not sure that I’d be able to use Shiva’s revelation either, though.
Everyone but Shiva collapsed to the ground. They apparently heard.
Shiva was smug. He’s being annoying, I wonder if I can knock him down.
“Ah, at this moment, it’s Slength.)
(………!! ‘victory pose’)
(Even though I’m this beautiful!)
“Slength isn’t noisy, and he’s a good guy. You are too annoying, Shiva. Eternally noisy.”
(…………!! ‘victory muscle pose’)
Well, Slength was also quite suffocating, but I didn’t want to make him cry, so I didn’t say anything. Silence is golden.
(Kuh! To not understand my charm… this lolicon!)
“I’m not, I just prefer small breasts.”
(However, why do all children not accept our offers… why don’t they choose us…)
Ingens pondered. Do it after you leave.
“Ain’t it because your face is scary?”
(The scary one is Slength, right?)
Ah, Slength curled up in a ball. Your appearances are excessively grim, so children cry when they see you, but you are a good guy, okay! I spoke to Ingens while patting Slength’s head.
“Your eyes are too sharp-looking, you are too oppressive, and you are too handsome… probably. Shiva looks the most normal of all. Although white.”
(What about me!?)
“You are too beautiful, too greedy, and your gap is too much.”
(That can’t be… I am too beautiful!?)
And also because this person only listens to the convenient parts of people’s stories.
(Geez~ Kanata! If not for MY VERY OWN! Beneficiary Rosarin-chan, your beloved Shushulina-chan would have died, so you better be more grateful to me! Revere me~!)
(I’m telling you this only because she has avoided the fate of death from the most part and this future most likely won’t happen, but Shushulina-chan’s fate was to be a live sacrifice.)
“… What did ya say?”
I was dizzy from anger. The gods were frightened, but I didn’t care. Shiva, on the other hand, didn’t even notice.
(If I had to say, then that child was destined to die for the world’s sake, so I gave you to her so that she could at least live happily until her death.)
“Stop shitting meeee!!”
“Shushu dying!? I’m not going to let you get away with this! I will kick ya ass!!”
(Well, I’m telling you she avoided it…)
I’m annoyed at my powerlessness. I was irritated by my own worthlessness. I’m so upset I didn’t even notice the burden she was carrying!
(Ah~ sorry about that. You are weak-hearted, and I thought it would only sadden you, so I didn’t tell you… as apology, I will show you the moment Rosarin-chan changed her fate!)
“Calling me weak-hearted was unnecessary…”
An image appeared in front of me. Rosarin-chan was chasing after an all-dark man(?). The hell are you doing?
“Scary, scary, scary, scary, scary! Don’t come at me with a straight faceee!!”
Rosarin-chan was running around a room with a very serious look on her face. Before long, the dark one was cornered.
“Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi.”
“Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi.”
She kept on chanting Kabaddi non-breathlessly. A disappointing beautiful girl with no expression. The dark one was frightened by the unintelligible and agile movements and chant-like Kabaddi.
“Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi, Kabaddi.”
And with a scream, the dark one collapsed.
“…… The hell?”
The video was so surreal that I couldn’t understand it. What just happened?
(Shushulina-chan was destined to lose her life in order to deal with that dark one. But that child scared the Evil off, moreover, she even warned it not to think of getting any stronger.)
“… Why Kabaddi?”
(Who knows? Isn’t it amusing though? A Saintess who indirectly saved the world via Kabaddi.)
The image was so shocking that I couldn’t think straight. I don’t understand. Why.
“I’m going to sleep.”
(Ehh!? What about me!?)
“I’m sleepy so I’m going to sleep.”
(Eh~ no choice then. See you tomorrow.)
“I’m telling you, don’t come!”
I screamed, but my consciousness faded and I was finally able to sleep.