Bonbonâs Bon
In the first year, all classes start with basic lessons. However, most noble sons and daughters have already learned these basics from private tutors, so they may be exempt from certain classes based on their results and can attend school at their discretion. Of course, they may also attend the classes as review if they wish.
Whether one is exempt or not is determined by the academic test held during the three days following the entrance ceremony. That test concluded yesterday, and today was the results announcement. The whole class waited in anticipation for Miss Lallanoa to arrive.
âHey Joan, whatâll you do if you get exempted?â
âHmm, I think I wanna go to the guild.â
âThought so~! Letâs go together then.â
âOf course! Letâs go, letâs go!â
While she and Belle were getting excited, the boys in the seats in front of them turned around. If she remembered right, one of them was a rich boy from some viscount family, and the other was a commoner from the same territory. The second one looked like the rich boyâs sidekick.
âYou guys mean the Adventurersâ Guild?â
The rich boy asked, and Joan replied:
âYeah, thatâs right. Why?â
âYou, a noble lady, going to the guild?â
âYeah, thatâs right. Why?â
âBet youâre just a G-Ranker.â
âNope, not quite. Why?â
âHah? Then what rank are you?â
âHah? Why should I tell you? If you wanna know, you tell me yours first.â
âMe? Prepare to be amazedâI'm an F-Ranker! Right from registration! And not just anywhereâat the royal capitalâs guild! The capitalâs guild!â
Joan, Belle, and Zack all widened their eyes in disbelief.
The three of them whispered among themselves.
âYouâre kidding, right? How can he look so smug about that?â
âJoan, and he said capital guild, too.â
âDoes he not know? The reality of the capital guild?â
âIsnât it common knowledge? That you can buy your rank if youâve got the gold?â
âExactly. His parents probably bought it just to give him some fake prestige.â
âTotally believable~â
âHey!! Lord Bonâs talking! Donât ignore him! What are you whispering about!?â
âDonât mind them, Kosshi. Theyâre just shocked by my greatness.â
As the sidekick flared up, the rich boyâBonbonâcalmed him.
Ah, so this is Bonbonâs Bon, and the sidekickâs Kosshi, huh.
Wait, Kosshi⊠oh, like that blue kidsâ chair thatâs popular. So thatâs why his shirt under the blazer is blue?
Yeah, makes sense. Nice, Kosshi.
PffftâŠ
As Joan was silently applauding Kosshi in her mind, a sound of someone stifling a laugh came from behind. Turning around, she saw a boy with short brown hair and dark brown eyesâprobably from the capital.
The boy quickly looked down, awkwardly, and the boy beside him nudged him with an elbow.
âHey! You! You laughinâ at me?!â
âEh? No, I wasnâtâ!â
âLord Bon! He laughed, no doubt about it!â
Kosshi pointed at the boy behind them.
Geez, how noisy.
And seriously, Bonbonâs spit looks like itâs about to fly over hereâŠ
âUmm, the boy in the back wasnât laughing, you know? He was just coughing earlier and trying to hold it back so as not to interrupt your story, which is what made that soundââ
âHuh!? You defending a commoner?â
âWhy not? This is the academy, where weâre all equal regardless of status, right?â
âEven so, Iâm from a countâs house!!â
âYes, so it seemsâŠâ
Wait a minute. This guy was at the entrance ceremony, right? He introduced himself, didnât he?
And I introduced myself too. I even gave the student representative speech.
And the rank of a marquess is above that of a count, isnât it? Or am I wrong?
Feeling uncertain about her own understanding, she looked around. Everyone but Bon and Kosshi were covering their mouths, holding back laughter. The other count kids were shaking their heads.
Ah, looks like I wasnât mistaken after all.
What should I do�
Iâve got plenty Iâd like to sayâabout both status and guild ranks.
Feeling a stare, Joan turned to see Cathy, Samantha, and Rebecca watching her. Their mouths moved soundlessly.
(Să»Aă»Yă»ă»ă»Iă»T.)
Samantha was even gesturing emphatically with her hands.
You want me to go for it!?
Seriously? Am I being encouraged to start a verbal showdown?
Belle and Zack also noticed Cathy and the others, and nodded encouragingly.
âHaaahâŠâ
âWhatâs that sigh for? Are you sighing at Lord Bon!?â
âNot particularly. I wasnât sighing at the countâs son, you know?â
âThen what the hellââ
âCâmon, Kosshi, donât get so worked up. Even if her familyâs below ours, being kind to ladies is my motto.â
âAs expected of you, Lord Bon.â
âUm, being kind to women is nice and all, but like I said earlier, things like âcommonerâ or âcountâ donât really matter in the academy, you know?â
âThat may be true within the academy, but the guy behind you showed disrespect to me, a countâs son!â
Ugh, this isnât getting through at all.
âThen let me ask youâdo you refrain from being rude to those above your status, even within the academy?â
âOf course. Thatâs common sense for any noble. You seriously didnât know that?â
âThen in this class, who would you say ranks above you?â
âIn this class? Only Young lady Catherine. Everyone else knows that. We all introduced ourselves, didnât we?â
Bon looked around for confirmation. But except for Kosshi, nobody met his gaze. Other count heirs shook their heads silently.
âOhhh, so you did hear our introductions at the entrance ceremony. And based on that, you say Cathyâs the only one above you?â
âYou brat, how dare you call Young lady Catherine Cathy!â
âBut she gave me permission. Right?â
Everyone turned toward Catherine in shock at Joanâs casual âCathy.â Embarrassed and happy, Catherine covered her blushing face with her hands but nodded repeatedly in response.
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