The Tragedy of Rope Jumping, Papa’s “Papa”
(What? Kaito praised Luke? Then I should definitely be able to jump better than him.)
“Papa, the rope’s short, are you sure you’ll be okay?”
“I’ll be fine.”
“Then go for it, Papa~”
(Ohh, Kaito’s cheering me on. No way I’m losing to Luke. I’ll show him I can do double jumps too.)
Smack
“Ugh…”
Ahh geez, Papa. I told you it was short. You swung it hard from back to front, but with a rope that short you just nailed yourself right in the important spot.
He’s writhing. That looks painful.
“Papa, are you okay?”
“Ugh… it huuurts… My son… my son…”
Ding. My condolences. And ding indeed!
“Whoa, Downey-sama, that looks painful. Ahh~ I’ll go, I’ll go get Amana-sama right away!”
Captain Luke, yeah, I get how you feel.
Ohh? Long time no see.
Appraisal-kun. Downey’s Downey is excessively swollen, emergency treatment required, critical condition. Immediate action necessary. Luke’s Luke is shriveled like never before. Another emergency situation confirmed. Yep, excellent appraisal.
Ahaha, yeah… poor guy.
Bang! Whoa, Mama came rushing in.
Emergency situation for Papa’s papa. Is Mama going to use healing magic?
“My dear, are you alright?”
“Amana, my precious son… ugh…”
“Huh? Kai-kun, what’s wrong? Does something hurt? Are you okay?”
“No, Mama, it’s not me. Look, Papa’s hands…”
“What happened? Why is he in pain?”
“Papa hit himself with the rope… ahahaha!
I can’t~ this is too funny. He smacked himself with it… ahahaha!”
“Oh my, how terrible. Dear, I’ll heal you right away.”
“Pain, pain, go away~”
Poan.
Papa’s papa is glowing.
“Haaah… A-Amana, you saved me. Thank you. If it stopped working, I wouldn’t be able to love you anymore. I couldn’t bear that.”
Papa, Mama~ why are you hugging right there? There’s a kid here, you know. Have a little restraint.
Sorry to interrupt while you’re getting all into it, but I’m jumping in.
“Hey, that’s not fair, only Papa gets to hug Mama? Let me join too!”
Alright, I’m going in too.
Oh? Papa’s beckoning me with one hand?
Okay, here I go, hug attack.
I hugged Papa’s leg.
Captain Luke turned pale over Papa’s papa situation, then turned red watching Mama use healing magic, then pale again… wow, he’s busy switching colors.
Looks like Papa calmed down a bit?
“Ahh, Luke, sorry to keep you waiting. Prepare a longer rope.”
“Yes, understood.”
After that, ropes suited to Luke and Papa’s heights were prepared, and the two of them enthusiastically practiced double jumps.
After they’d had their fill of fun…
“Mm, this is fun. You said something about having each group compete?”
“Yes, that was Young Master Kaito’s idea.”
“I see. We lack entertainment, after all. This will catch on quickly. In that case, shall we hold a tournament in our territory first?”
“Yeah, Papa, when you do that, how about selling garigarkuu steak on skewers?”
“Oh my, I was thinking of unveiling garigarkuu at a tea party, but… if we present it at this rope-jumping tournament, it might be more profitable.”
That’s a great idea, Mama. Your eyes just turned into ￥￥ again. So sharp.
“Then shall we decide on a date?”
And just like that, it was decided it would be held soon, after only a short preparation period.
All the toilets at the tournament venue would be slime toilets.
Hmm… there’s a lot to look forward to.
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