I’m a Reincarnator! Cooking & Developing Territory in a World of Nothing but Salt!

Chapter 32

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Improvements for the Prototype Child’s Chair
I was in Papa’s room.

Because at last, that prototype of the child’s chair with a table attached had been completed.

How should I put it?
It was like they hollowed out a square box and made both the table and the chair from it.

And the sides… what is that? They were carved incredibly lavishly. Honestly, even the table itself had been carved, which made it look extremely hard to use.

And right now, I was being made to sit in that chair.
Yeah. Everyone, don’t start worshipping me.
I’m not anyone important, okay?

“Ahh… this wooden carving’s beauty rivals even Young Master Kaito’s noble features. Splendid!”

Hey, Sebas! That’s not splendid at all. It’s hard to use.
Seriously, why carve the table? Food scraps will fall into it.
They’ll get stuck in the gaps and you won’t be able to get them out. That’s gross.

“Young Master Kaito, what do you think? How does it feel to use? The craftsman said he made it with all his might and has great confidence in it.”

Don’t give me those sparkling eyes!
I’m still going to point out the problems~

“This can’t be used, you know? The chair is hard, and if food falls, you can’t clean it out. This is good.”

“Tch! What a boring thing he made… Shall I kill that Montreux fella?”

No, no, Sebas. You can’t kill him.
He’ll just make another one anyway. Don’t click your tongue, and don’t give him that look.

I started giving a few pieces of advice about the child’s chair.

“You see the legs on this chair, yeah? Make them thicker and extend them so the seat reaches the height of the table. And put armrests on the sides so the child won’t roll off the table, okay?”

“As expected of the young master. A genius, perhaps? To think a genius would appear here, what a blessing! How wonderful!”

Wait… hold on. Sebas, your eyes are shaped like hearts.
Don’t fall in love with me, okay?
I’m not interested in men. I’m normal. The ones I like are girls.

Leaving the slightly dangerous-looking Sebas aside, I continued.

“You take a light board about this big… just a little wider than the distance between the armrests of that chair from earlier. Then you make four boards shaped like this コ, and attach two on the right and two on the left.”

You stick the “コ” part like this onto the board, two on each side, and wedge the whole thing between the armrests so it sits there nicely.
Or, it’d also be convenient if you used hinges so the table could be raised and lowered. I explained it like that.

“Ahh, what a splendid idea. Understood, I fully understand. Well then, Sebas will be on his way.”

Papa, who had been watching quietly the whole time, said,

“Then I’m counting on you, Sebas.

Kaito, you’re a genius.”

Stooop, Papa. It’s fine if you give me kisses, but your beard stings!
Smack! My hand slapped Papa’s face.

“Papa, it hurts! I told you to stop!”

After that, the completed child’s chair turned out exactly the way I had imagined it.

“Kaito, this is good. It’s excellent.”

Today, Ariana was the one testing it.

“Ai~ dis nice, Niicha, disnice.”

She was in a great mood.

“Kai-kun, thank you for making such a wonderful thing.” Kiss.

A kiss from Mama was always welcome.

“My dear, this is marvelous. We must invite the ladies and their children to the next tea party and show this off. This will absolutely sell.”

Mama… you're totally planning to sell it already, huh.
Yeah. If it sells, I’d be happy.

Hey… do you think I managed to be at least a little useful?

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